A Crewe man was horrified after opening his blinds to find a man squatting down ready to poo in his garden, in the middle of the afternoon.

Ricky Dwyer, 37, of Bateman Close, had gotten out of the bath and got dressed on Saturday 14 June to see the unknown male squeezing to take a dump on his front garden path.

The Crewe-born resident opened his bedroom window and shouted angrily at the man, who then quickly pulled up his pants and ran off down Dunwoody Way.

Thankfully, the turf-trespasser had been caught before any excrement was discharged, much to the relief of the South Cheshire man.

After being caught by Ricky Dwyer, the unknown man quickly pulled up his pants and ran off down Dunwoody Way (Google).

Ricky told Nub News: "Basically, I got out the bath around 3pm on Saturday [June 14], got dressed and opened my blinds to see the guy crouching down taking a poo.

"Upon opening the window and shouting 'oi, what the f**k do you think you are doing?' he looked up, pulled his pants up and legged it.

"Luckily enough I must have caught him before he had actually started as there was no poo to clean up.

"If i was fully dressed I would have ran out to him rather than shouting. I don't have a clue who it was.

"I would have probably kept the poo in a bag in case i ever found out who it was and posted it back through their letterbox."

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